question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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