thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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