Did you just see the Batmobile???
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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