The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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