It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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