you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
