dude i'm inner monologue high
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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