I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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