Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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