How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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