OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
These tits shall not be calmed
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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