I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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