i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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