That's intense
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
This baby is an asshole
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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