East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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