Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I wear drunk well.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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