Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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