We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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