You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I smell stomach acid.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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