But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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