Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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