yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Still dying that you shit outside
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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