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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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(207): View more from Maine

you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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(631): View more from New York

I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...

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(281): View more from Texas

I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

(979): View more from Texas

I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.

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(360): View more from Washington

He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.

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