Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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