thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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