All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
