No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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