i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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