Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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