Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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