Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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