we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
