You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
