there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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