if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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