He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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