I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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