I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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