Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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