If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
