she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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