Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We had to coat check the pizza.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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