I cockslap morals
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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