There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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