whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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