I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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