Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
