hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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