i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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