Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm really busy with my period
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