so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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