If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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