Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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