Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
