My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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